The Prismatic Church of The Honorable Prophet Billy James Everett Kind

I keep getting bothered for a Church statement on Pope Benedict's visit to the U.S., and truth be told it doesn't concern me much.  He seems like a nice old guy, but if you follow the True Way of Prismatic Pentagotheism, well, that makes that nice old guy a false prophet.  Which is fine, if people want to worship his Jesus Christ, and his Virgin Mary, and his God, that's no skin off my nose, and when their eternal souls fall under the authority of the Beneath-One, and they're playing games with the worms and moles and ground squirrels for all eternity, well...maybe they'll rethink their religious choices then.  But it will be too late.  The Above-Lord is a loving entity, but he has Five Faces, and one of them is The Authoritarian, and he doesn't like it when people chew gum during sermons, or wear their skirts too long, or when they worship False Deities.

So, that's my feelings on The Pope.  If you want to follow Catholicism, that's your own choice, but don't come crying to me when your soul is consigned to dwell forever in the Rabbit Hole.

This seems like a good time to have a quick prayer:

Mighty Above-Lord,
With your faces five, please
Don't get too mad at the Pope,
He's never been struck by the reveletory power
Of your Lightning, and is blind
To the Prismatic nature of your Being and
The Crystalhedral construction of the Cosmos.

PRAISES!

Bless my 14 wives, all of which are fully above the age of 16, which is the
Age of Womanhood in my State of Province, and for which legal documentation
Can be provided at the request of any Local or Federal Body

Thank you, Above-Lord
You're a right awesome Deity

As the True Prophet of Prismatic Pentagotheism, I of course frequently have conversations with one or more Aspects of the Above-Lord.  Such as this one, with The Lover.

Billy James.

Yes, Above-Lord?

This is The Lover.

I know.

Do you love, Billy James?

I try, your Fiveness.

I am The Lover.

Yes.

I love you, Billy James.

And I you.

Go forth and Love.

Yes.

Love both the child and the mother.

Yes.

Sometimes at the same time.

Wow.

But only if the child is past the Age of Womanhood in your State or Province, Billy James.

Of course, your Fiveness.

I am The Lover.

Yes.

Federal raids are a real pain, Billy James.

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As you can see, The Lover is a wise and passionate aspect.  He comes to me for the most part when I fall asleep in front of the Spice Network.

PRAISES.

Welcome to the blog!  I am the Honorable Prophet Billy James Everett Kind, and I have set up this Vox at the request of my followers to help spread the word of the True Way of Prismatic Pentagotheism and the Five-Faced Above-Lord.  We call him the Above-Lord because he is the Master and Father of everything that lives and breathes upon the surface of the Earth, as opposed to the Beneath-One, the trickster, who is worshipped by all creatures beneath the ground.

The Above-Lord has Five Aspects.  They are:

• Red--The Lover
• Yellow--The Artist
• Green--The Brute
• Blue--The Authoritarian
• Violet--The Madman

A true Prismatic Pentagotheologan worships all Aspects of the Above-Lord, but this is not required to belong to my church.  Each follower is drawn to a particular Aspect most fervently, and if that is the interest and limit of your faith, that is fine.

People ask me how I became aware of the Five Aspects and the Prismatic nature of the Above-Lord, and the truth is it was not a sudden revelation, but a slow process that occurred over the course of five unlikely lightning strikes to my head.

Five.

FIVE.

Interesting number, no?  Would it surprise you to learn that one occurred every year for FIVE YEARS?

Each time, while in the hospital, I experience a new VISION of the TRUTH.  After five lightning strikes, they STOPPED as mysteriously as they had begin.  That's when I knew that the visions were complete!

Anyway, I shall reveal more about the TRUTH in future posts, and keep all of followers and anybody else interested in Prismatic Pentagotheism up on all the goings-on in the Compound of Light, the self-sustaining village that houses the original Church of The Honorable Prophet Billy James Everett Kind (ME!  HAHA!).